Day 03 - A picture of the cast from your favorite show.

LEGENDARY CREW! They're AWESOME!

Barney: It's gonna be legen... wait for it... dary!  

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Marshall: I think we're going to wait on the baby thing. I mean I love babies. Babies rule. Pudgy arms and stuff. But, uh, they make you old. Kinda like this anchor weighing you down to one spot... forever.
Claire: I'm three months pregnant.
Marshall: [surprised] Not awkward, guys. Not awkward if we don't let it be awkward. 

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Barney: Ted, tonight we're gonna go out. We're gonna meet some ladies, it's gonna be *legendary*. Phone-five!
[slaps cell-phone]
Barney: You didn't phone-five, did you?
[pause]
Barney: I know when you don't phone-five Ted. 

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Lily: You son of a bitch! 

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Ted: Hey guys, Zoey just told me about this great Frank Lloyd Wright retrospective, who's in?

Lily: Sorry, I'm ummmm…I don't know, washing my hair.

Marshall: Running the water.

Robin: Holding the towel.

Barney: I'll be home trying to get over the fact that no one invited me to the big hair washing party.

 

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Lily: Okay, now you're being ridiculous. An hour ago, you didn't even think there was a problem.

Marshall: I was just putting on a brave face. Think about it - we've had unprotected sex 203 times in the past four months. [high-fives Lily] Obviously, I'm the problem.

Barney: Problem? You can't get a girl pregnant — that's the dream! I'd give my first-born to not be able to have children.

 

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[The gang teases Robin over Don]

Robin: [angry] No, I hate Don. I-I-I can't stop thinking about how much I hate him. It's like all the time. I just want to attack him and rip his stupid clothes off, and start spanking him with his little paddle until his bum's all red. Shut up! [walks to bar]